(1). Session One
One day, Syekh Abdul Nasyir and I (Ust. Nouman) go to a convention. We don't give a talk there, but we decide trying to be a sociologist. It's a convention, so, of course. Many young men and women are together, which are siblings (*?).
And on a side walk, We walk and looking around, we see a young man, walks together with a girl. And... The boy..
YB : Today is the saddest day of my life (acts sad and pick a look to the girl)
When hears this, Syekh Abdul Nasyir, ya,, He is an Alim, He is muhadist also. But he is a Texan first. And his reaction, He squeezes my hand and says, "wait, wait, hold on. I need to hear this."
And we walk slowly, listen further
YG : Ohh,, why?? (ofc, acts the same)
YB : Because after this convention I can't see you again. (blood cough)
And I don't even know your name.
(which is really hard for sibling, ofc. *?)
Syekh Abdul Nasyir, he is like, "Oh my God, that was amazing. I need to write that line down. That's how youth start to disappear from the crowd."
(2). Session two
One day I (Ust. Nouman) get a call.
"Brother, I have a problem."
"What is her name, bro?"
"How do you know?"
"I've been around the corner. Tell me what's her name?"
"She is A. She is a secretary in MSA (Muslim Students Association). She is bla.. And bla.."
"Wait, wait, keep the details. What's the problem?"
"I wanna marry her."
"OK. Just go on. Just tell her parents!"
"Wait, wait, I can't tell her parents."
"Oww, OK. Then tell your parents! Can I go now?"
"Wait, I can't tell my parents."
"Why?"
"They'll kill me."
"Ok, I think I have a solution for you. Listen carefully. Go to Wal-Mart. Go to baby section. Find a product called Similac. Find the red one. Don't the green one. Coz you'll get stomachache. And baby bottle. Pour two spoons and mix it with tab water. Heat it in a microwave for 40 seconds. Go to the corner and drink it. And call me again after you become a man."
Ustad Nouman : You can't even tell your parents and you call me nd cry?!?!?